Thursday 2 August 2012

This City Needs a Burger




A simple patty will do. 
No blood.
No dead things. 
Just some tasty protein piled up with mustards and relishes and onions and lettuce.
Where? 
Piss off with your veal tacos or whatever.
Oh yeah:
A GIANT MUSHROOM THAT COSTS ABOUT FOUR PENCE IN A BUN IS NOT A BURGER. 
Don't call it that. 

I know it's out there London. 
Help please thanks.