Saturday, 22 December 2012

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

fuckonthecoverfucked

My favourite youtube subscription got taken down.
My only youtube subscription.


Whoever this generous digger, host of beautiful, crap, weird, varied and downright undiscoverable to most and many...whoever this person is, they need holding up not holding back. 
Opened my eyes, looking backward, pushing forward, to glares of insight and sprang more streams of imagination in my tiny mind than any clunky business chasing cats, like your itunes or your spotifys could ever, ever, will never do.

I get as much excitement discovering beauty that I never knew existed before my time / early in my time, as I do from something new or of this time. More excited actually. Definitely more excited. It's like these little forgotten doors to things you never knew existed. Real fantasies.

Doors a little bit ajar.
Quick peek.
See SCISSOR FITS
unaware they were from near my home town
and this peek informing me in what I try to do.
A little tiny bit.

Another peek.
HAPPY REFUGEES
happens to appropriate a feeling of my week, that week with a sentiment from beamed out thirty odd years ago.
New context.
Through them, with them, naively I'll look further afield.

Two tips of the iceberg.

Weekly.
Something new to me.

Alternative archive.
Cheeky history.

Ah.
Sure they'll bounce back somewhere.
Waste of 1000s of videos though.
Watched by half a million.
Subscribed to by 500.
Of which me, one.
I miss it already.

Monday, 26 November 2012

Monday, 12 November 2012

Munchkins

Art fans.
 Clammer and click at the Celebrity Canvas.
 The Scream. Edvard Munch.
Inside a million iphones etc.
Screaming to get out.

This bloke bit my head off.
"TURN YOUR FLASH OFF"
(when photographing the Art fans)

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Record of a Tape

The best record I have bought in ages. A new record of an old tape. 
Totally inspired. 

Gareth Williams & Mary Currie 'Flaming Tunes' LP

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

The Ace of Cups

Can't believe they never made a record.








Thursday, 2 August 2012

This City Needs a Burger




A simple patty will do. 
No blood.
No dead things. 
Just some tasty protein piled up with mustards and relishes and onions and lettuce.
Where? 
Piss off with your veal tacos or whatever.
Oh yeah:
A GIANT MUSHROOM THAT COSTS ABOUT FOUR PENCE IN A BUN IS NOT A BURGER. 
Don't call it that. 

I know it's out there London. 
Help please thanks.

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Saturday, 16 June 2012

Friday, 1 June 2012

A night off


It's not easy being me

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Sunday, 20 May 2012

Cornish Climber

sweetly in the foothills of a mind 


Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Monday, 5 March 2012

Friday, 10 February 2012

Boot Regret

Regret not buying this at that car boot sale those years ago. Regret not buying it and somehow mailing it to Mr Noot, my old P.E. teacher who permanently stretched and sort of disfigured one of my ears when he dragged by my ear lobe out in to the playground when I got rumbled doing a seance with an exersize book and a 1p for an ouiji board, instead of rolling around in some horrible rugby mess or whatever.
Sinister.


Wednesday, 1 February 2012

It Ain't City Music

"Started in a barn"


This guy reinvents the shredding wheel. Incredible.


Amazing short documentary from 1973.


And look out for 'Shorty'.

Monday, 9 January 2012

Meg-a-thyr-ree-um



Megatherium. the best veggie, shaggy, sloth-y dino.

"Model facts: the tree that the Megatherium model is holding is the original Victorian tree that grew too large and eventually broke the arm of the model off. It now has a replica arm in its place and the tree has subsequently died."

But still he clings on.
Loyal comfort.

I like him.
His hug.



Monday, 2 January 2012